guy: err..hi..i got some problem la.
guy: im a chinese,my mak melayu but my father chinese.
guy:problem die mcm gini, i baru kuar penjara on 20 july
guy:(took out torn papers/letters frm his pocket to prove tt he just kuar penjara)
guy: u nak bace tak?
ME: err..takpe la.tak payah.
ME dlm hati: wth.
guy:my father baru meninggal la.my mother sakit tenat.
ME dlm hati: ni gerenti nak mintak duit dari aku nie. nincompoop betul!
guy:u ade duit tak? $10 ke, $5 ke..ade tak?
ME:sorry.takde.tadi baru bayar school fees.
ME dlm hati: kalau die ingat lakonan die bleh menang grammys,aku nye boleh menang oscar!
guy: duit syilings pun takde?
ME:tak.serious takde.
guy: huh? asal?
ME dlm hati: ewah2.do i look,sound,smell n taste like a bank?
ME:sorry..i gtg..
guy:eh.kejap.u ade contact number tak? u knoe,i wont be like this forever.
guy:i org jahat,ok,used to be org jahat.but i nak berubah.
ME: -smiles-
ME dlm hati: berubah? cam betul je. rambut kalahkan s'pore flag. semangat universal
brotherhood lah konon.
guy: u, u ader steady tak?
ME: err..takde.
guy: (adjusted his shades n gave me an ultimate flirtatious smile.)
guy: betul ke ni?
ME dlm hati: wahlao! disgusting! darah UUPPP seh!
guy: u boleh kasi ur hp no tak??
ME: sorry,my hp no cume my parents je yg tau.
ME:ok,i really need to go.
guy:u taknak kasi number kan?
guy: ok,ape kate i kasi u my number?
ME dlm hati: eee.tak kuasenye.terime kaseh je lah.
ME: nolah.takpe.
ME: (walked off)
guy: u tak nak jadi steady i lah namenye nie?
ME dlm hati: nak nak.nak sangat.

if his hair wasnt red, if he had no tattoos on his fore head,neck, arms n everywhere, if hadnt been jailed, if he looked 10 times cuter, i might consider.hehe.