location:my house
time:2.30pm

fir was at my place just now to collect his shoes but somehow he invited himself to eat lunch at my place.mum,fir and i was eating when the doorbell rang.wait, i dont have a doorbell.we heard knockings on the door..

voice outside: halo halo. halo.
me and fir opened the door and saw an apek.

fir: ah apek? ada apa?
apek: lu tinggal sini ah?
fir: yah.apasal apek?
me in my heart: aik? bile mase die tinggal sini?
apek: lu tinggal sini ada bising-bising tak?
me: aa..
fir: ada.wah tak bole tahan.
me: . . .
apek: ada? wa ingat ni mesti pasat 7th month wor.
me: ??
fir: lu dengar bunyi apa?
apek: itu bunyi bising. wah ingat ah, ada benda talak baik duduk atas lu punya lumah.
fir: benda talak baik?
apek: hor.itu bad spilits..
me: ??
fir: hantu ah apek??
apek: haha..wa tak tau la
fir: lu ada nampak hantu.hantu hungry ghost??!
apek: wa bulum nampak..haha.
apek: ini wa mau ciakap samu lu..kita jilan sama jilan misti tolong sama2 wor.. wa mau panggil itu sem-mayang punya olang mali sini.
fir: wahaha.bagus tu apek!
me:???
apek: haha.okey,wa mau piki beli paper. lu baik2 hor.
fir: ok apek. ciao!

me: ade hantu kat rumah atas?
fir: haha..takpe, tu jilan kau yg caring tu nak panggil olang semmmayang mali sini.
me: eh, but i've never seen tt apek before.since when did he become my neighbour?
me: plus, mane ade bunyi bising2 kat rumah ni? pandai2 je.
fir: silap2,die hantunye.haha..
me:tak gune. -_-'''