hullo.



my punet dearest is sick laaah seyyy.
haha. sexy voice n swwwollen eyes.
or wat punet 2 wud hav it: rocker with swollen eyes.
anw, i was bloghopping n i chanced upon
smthg worth reading (or hopping for).
you know, its like many girls i know,
including myself, are still single.
meaning, not attached la.
and people, regardless of age and sex,
nvr failed to ask us the same qn.
why you got no bf?
or best still..'u got no bf?' with tt cheeky face!
haha.i rmb my kepo juniors askin me
tt qn in the library.
i rmb tt mat-with-red-hair-and-
baru-keluar-jail-and-
desperately-searching-islandwide-for-a-
desperate-girl asking me tt qn.
and yeah i rmb my dad asking too.. (like always!)
haha.and i know my other girlfrens got
questioned like this before.
so babes, check this out.


SO these are quick smart answers
to the annoying question:
"HOW COME YOU DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND?"
heheh. ENJOY!


1. The Arrogant Approach
"Boyfriend? I don't date boys.
I date men."


2. The "I love my independence" Approach
"All men I date keep asking me to marry them
and I'm just not ready to commit."


3. The Confident Approach
"I'm already engaged to someone.
Only he doesn't know it yet."


4. The "I've watched too many gangster/mafia movies Approach
"Why don't I have a boyfriend?
Why don't you have a life?
Haven't you got anything fuckin better to do
with your time than to ask me fucking
stupid questions? Now get out of my face
before I shove my foot up ur ass, u stupid fucker!!"


5. The Clueless Approach
"A boyfriend?
Is that like the name of a new T.V show?"


6. The "danger-lover" Approach
"I only like dating cold-blooded criminals
and all the best ones are behind bars."


7. The Flirtatious Approach
"I don't have a boyfriend because
I'm saving myself for you."


8. The Wounded Approach
Stare off sadly into the distance
with teary eyes; feign a lump in your throat
and say, "I did love someone once . . ."
(This will embarrass the questioner,
who will then leave you alone.)


9. The Mysterious Approach
Lower your voice to whisper and say,
"I'm romantically involved with
a very important person and
our relationship is top-secret.
If I told you who he was,
something terrible might happen to me."
(This will worry the questioner
who will then leave you alone.)


10. The Lunatic Approach
Begin to laugh hysterically,
stop suddenly and then stare directly
at the questioner while saying nothing.
This will frighten the questioner
who will not only leave you alone,
he or she will never speak to you again =)



interesting..maybe i shd try lahh seyy.
u know, given the fact tt i will be single
for pretty much a long time.


ANYWAY.
i wan banana prata!