Monday, May 29, 2006
hullo.
WHAT A DAY.
on my way to the driving sch, i met a guy on the bus.
and from where i was sitting, i cud see that he was alr eyeing the empty seat beside me when he boarded the bus. so i buat bodoh and looked away.
and then! there he sat beside me. but nvm. sit only.
but then,for the following 5 seconds or so, i noticed from the corner of my eyes that he kept turning to look at me. ni buat darah aku uppp ni. so i turned and looked at him. that was when THE CONVERSATION began.
guy: heyyy, u, u u look good today.
me:
[in my head] waaaat? TODAY? u mean u've seen me before this?
me: errr huurrhurr. err ehh thanks.
me:
looked away.me:
[in my head] rabaaaak laa. he better not do anythin funny,
guy:
smiled like some lunaticguy: anyway babe, my name is zai, just call me jai.
me:
[in my head] like i will call u like dat.
me: oh. hi..
guy:
stared at meguy: u look hot la.
me:
[in my head] ****
guy:
[totally did not understand my facial expression]guy: so, i rasa ur guy must be hot just like you.
me:
[in my head] wait, is he interested in me or 'my guy'? ahha! how dumb.
me: hahhahhah. no lah.
guy: no? he is not hot?
me: hahhahha. no. nolah, i got no guy.
me:
[in my head] SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!! y did i say tt? mampus la aku.
guy: u takde guy?
guy: biar betul
guy:
nudged meme:
[in my head] OMG he just NUDGED me! waaaaatthehell.
me:
moved closer to the window.me: herherr..
me:
[in my head] ya allah..pls save me. pleassssssssssseeeee!!
guy:
looked in front and just smiled to himself n stared expressionlessly into spaceme:
[in my head] oh man. let him stay tt way till i reach sch.
guy:
after a few secondsguy:
looked at meguy: u tau tak ape yg i tgh fikir?
me:
[in my head] YAHHHH. IM SURE I KNOW!!
me: heerr err.. no.
guy: tsk.
guy: ok, sebenarnye im guessing that u're not straight.
guy: u suka perempuan eh?
guy:
NUDGED me again!!!!me:
[in my head] damn it.
me: no.
guy: then, apasal u maseh single?
guy: u choosy eh?
guy: u're pretty, u shdnt be choosy.
guy:
tersengeh-sengeh.me:
[in my head] siaaak ah. ( haha. the way hfz says it)
me:
[in my head] i am pretty, i shdnt be choosy??? hullo? wat do u mean?
me: errr.herr. no.
guy: no? u tak choosy?
guy: agaknye u ni playgirl tak?
guy: hahhahahhahahahahah.
guy:
laughed till his intestines almost spilled out.me:
[in my head] yahh.... so FUNNYY!
guy: u playgirl lah ni!
me: no. i haf no time for boyfrens.
guy: i think i tau apasal u single
guy: u nak tau tak?
me:
[in my head] YAHHH!! IM SURE I WANNA KNOW!
guy: sebab u punye frens who are guys, takut ngan u.
guy: u ni garang, u tau tak?
guy:
smiled.me:
[in my head] nny.
guy: u tak pernah tanya dorang asal dorang tak nak sound u?
me:
[in my head] wat crap
guy: pernah tak?
me: no.
guy: i rase nanti dorang bilang u ni garang.
guy: wat a waste, muka cantik2 tapi jual mahal.
guy:
cheeky laughter.me:
[in my head] allah. pls. help me!
guy: kasi la kitorang chance. we're guys u know.
me:
[in my head] so what? wat the hell!
guys: eh, nanti nanti, agaknye u ni ramai sgt guyfrens sampai susah nak pilih tak?
guy: i amacam?
guy:
did the hand-gun pose.me: ....
guy: ok tak? huhh? ok?
guy: diam tanda setuju tuh.
me: HUHH? no!
guy: hahhahahaaaa.
guy: i bukan apa..tak suka tgk pompuan lawa2 pastu maseh single.
me:
[in my head] what has tt got to do with u?
me:
[in my head] shd just say something long.
me: actually, its not tt i susah nak pilih or choosy.
me: its just tt all the guys i met are not brave enough to fight for me.
me:
[in my head] wakakakak. wat a stupid defense. but nvm ah. hope he'll shut up
guy: asal?
guy:
muka blurme:
[in my head] ok, he is a stranger, i can fake him for all i care. we wont see each other again.
me: im such a pretty and clever and nice person
me: and all the guys i know sedar yg they all are unsuitable for me.
guy: ohhh. ic.
me: yah!!
haha. how aksyen of me to say tt. but really la, i couldnt stand him a little bit. thankfully lentor rd is not that long. if not...... errrgh.nvm i dun even wanna think abt it.
oh u know, its really irritating when adults quarrel over little microscopic things. mcm budak2 kecik. and its also irritating when they are so egoistic. and its even more irritating when ...ok. i shall stop.
k ah. thats all. maghrib alr. ciao